Sept. 2, 2006
Editorial: ‘Big Daddy’ or ‘Poor Dear’

While we are always glad to see our elected representatives
paying their respects to Marshall University, what a shame
when they seem to forget who is footing the bill for any
grants or other expenditures even at such a worthy
institution.
West Virginians have been treated to many such incidents
where U.S. Senator Robert Byrd "has given" a local project
a federal grant. If someone didn't tell our schoolchildren
that this was some of their parents' own federal tax dollars,
those same students might be forgiven if they thought that
Byrd had written out a check from his own personal checking
account. Byrd the philanthropist!
But it's not his money at all, and he's not a philanthropist.
He is doing what every other elected leader in Washington
tries to do from time to time, namely to bring back federal
dollars for worthy projects back home.
In short, every U.S. Senator does it and in every state in
the union. But because we have such a poor economy after
fifty years of Senator Byrd's economic vision, every crumb
received is magnified.
Something else has become magnified over time: Byrd's ego.
After hearing his sad performance here recently upon having
yet another building named for him -- how much is enough --
one gets the distinct impression that Byrd thinks rather
grandiosely of himself. Certainly, here was not the
humble servant leadership of a Jennings Randolph
or a Cecil Underwood.
Instead, here was Byrd's ego on full display, sounding incredibly
a bit like an amateur rapper of some sort. But one without
much rhythm:
"Yeah man," said Byrd. "You're looking at Big Daddy. Big Daddy!"
The fact that "Big Daddy" had to read this line about himself
from a prepared text was interesting. Who wrote it for the
poor fellow? Clearly, Byrd's staff and Byrd himself are trying a
little too hard to make Byrd look spontaneous and young at heart.
They sure weren't convincing that day.
In most families, there is someone who is charged with the
unfortunate responsibility of telling Granddad when he can
no longer use the more dangerous tools in his wood shop
or drive his Oldsmobile. Because Granddad has lost the ability
to know when to gracefully let go of some of these activities.
Each West Virginia voter this year is that family member,
charged with the unfortunate duty of deciding whether or not
to take the keys away from Granddad Byrd. Increasingly
more are coming to the same sad conclusion:
"Big Daddy" is beginning to embarrass himself and the family.
Click here to watch the video of the Byrd dedication speech.