Aug. 13, 2006
COMMENTARY: Chicago: City of Crooked Pinkie?
By Dale McFeatters
Scripps Howard News Service
We thought we knew Chicago. Tough. Blue-collar. Big shoulders. Red meat.
Tommy-gun-toting gangsters. Da Bears.
It seems the city is running on new software and bidding to join Seattle,
San Francisco and Portland, Ore., as Latte Belt cities.
The city council, anxious that Chicagoans not harm themselves, is
considering limiting the amount of trans fat in fried fast food. Clogs the
arteries, you know. The council earlier outlawed smoking in nearly all
public places. It also became the first city to ban the sale of foie gras on
the grounds of cruelty to geese and ducks.
To get the citizens' feet pedaling and hearts pumping, the city has
installed 10,000 bike racks and is building 500 miles of bike paths.
Commuters can lock up their bikes and shower in a municipal facility.
While many congressional Republicans see gays as a threat to the social
order, Chicago just finished playing host to the quadrennial Gay Games, and
an event official effusively thanked the city for its "tremendous support."
The Windy City is studying its famed winds as a pollution-free means of
generating electricity.
And the city is offering incentives to developers to install "green roofs,"
roofs that are planted with shrubs and grasses to reduce the city's heat
signature and the need for air conditioning. City Hall has a green roof.
Mayor Richard Daley, who grew up in the city's rough-and-tumble political
tradition, has embarked on a massive program of planting flowers and trees,
400,000 so far. He explained to The Washington Post: "If there's more trees,
more flowers and more greenery, it helps the environment and attracts
nature."
Who knew that the city that in 1968 welcomed the hippies with tear gas and
nightsticks would become a convert to Flower Power.
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