June 10, 2006
KINCHEN AT THE MOVIES: ‘Cars’ Brings Tears to Eyes of Veteran Car Owner Who
Realizes He Didn’t Really Own Them After All – They Owned Him
By David M. Kinchen
Editor, Huntington News Network
Hinton, WV (HNN) --- I hope you’re satisfied, John Lasseter: You’ve ruined
the making of any more automotive movies from here on out with “Cars”
(Disney-Pixar). But wait: That doesn’t mean YOU can’t make a sequel to a
movie that brought tears to the eyes of a reviewer who bought his first car
– a 1941 Studebaker – more than 50 years ago and has owned dozens of
vehicular pals ever since.
Like “Over the Hedge” that I reviewed a few weeks ago, “Cars” is really
about friendship. Rookie NASCAR hotshot Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson)
discovers what friendship is all about when he accidentally falls out of his
transporter on the way to a 3-way race in California with dirty tricks racer
Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton) and The King (Richard Petty). The writing
credits list Lasseter, Robert L. Baird, Dan Fogelman, Dan Gerson, Jorgen
Klubien, Philip Loren, Kiel Murray and the late Joe Ranft, who died last
year.
Lightning ends up in Radiator Springs, a town on the Mother Road (Route 66)
bypassed with the construction of Interstate 40. The town’s patriarch and
justice of the peace is Doc Hudson (Paul Newman) and the town’s svelte
lawyer is a classy silver Porsche 911 named Sally Carrera (Bonnie Hunt) who
falls for Lightning and vice versa.
Lightning is nabbed by a 1950s Mercury sheriff (Michael Wallis) and is
sentenced to pulling the asphalt road grading machine, in an echo of
Newman’s “Cool Hand Luke” (1967) role, where he worked on a chain gang
fixing roads. An eager beaver rusty tow truck named Mater (Larry The Cable
Guy) quickly befriends the basically nice Lightning. Their escapades with
tractors will bring tears of laughter to everyone and a lot of sympathy for
the tractors!
Fans of “Car Talk” on NPR will recognize hosts Ray and Tom Magliozzi as the
voices of Dusty and Rusty Rust-Eze, Lightning’s sponsor. Veteran actress
Katherine Helmond voices Lizzie, a Model T Ford (“Tin Lizzie”), while Cheech
Marin is Ramone, a low-rider Chevy. And so on and so on. I couldn’t find a
sour note in any of the voicing and – speaking of notes -- the music by
Bruno Coon and Randy Newman was perfect.
I wonder how many viewers will catch the naming reference of Fillmore the
Volkswagen microbus voiced by George Carlin? I caught it right away, because
I’ve been to San Francisco and driven by a particular building west of
downtown S.F.
The relationship between Sally and Lightning is beautifully handled as the
sports car tells the brash young racer how an upwardly mobile gal like her
ends up in a “nowhere” town -- and grows to love it. Similarly, Lightning
discovers something special about Twin H-Power Doc Hudson – something that’s
no surprise to those of us who remember when stock cars were just that,
modified production cars rather than space-frame purpose-built racers that
bear only a passing resemblance to production automobiles.
Heard only on a phone is Harv (Jeremy Piven), Lightning’s agent. Of course,
Piven plays Ari Gold, the agent on the HBO series “Entourage.” There are
many similar inside baseball show business references in this family
oriented feature by the gold standard of animation. Actual race car drivers
Dale Earnhart Jr., Michael Schumacher and Mario Andretti are among the
voices, as are Bob Costas and Jay Leno. Adding an international flavor to
Radiator Springs are Luigi the tire guy (Tony Shalhoub) and Guido, his
tire-changing sidekick (Guido Quaroni).
Box office and DVD predictions are risky, but “Cars” will be a serious
blockbuster hit, probably the biggest of the summer. I can’t wait to add the
DVD to my collection and there are about 100 million pre-boomers and baby
boomers who potentially could do likewise. The movie will stand up for
multiple showings by men and women, boys and girls.
OK, did I like “Cars,” you ask? What do you think?!