June 10, 2006
BOOK REVIEW: ‘The Up and Up’ Careens About Roaring Twenties South Florida
Like the Cat’s Pajamas in a Nash Roadster
Reviewed By David M. Kinchen
Huntington News Network Book Critic
Hinton, WV (HNN) – In the 1928 Miami of Lee Irby’s “The Up and Up”
(Doubleday, 320 pages, $19.95) you need a scorecard to tell the mugs from
the flatties.
Using lingo of the era: “mugs” are crooks, while “flatties” are cops (from
their uniform caps), history professor Irby follows up last year’s debut
“7,000 Clams” with a sophomore genre-bending historical fiction/crime caper
involving Frank Hearn, his beautiful fiancée Irene Howard and a gigantic
cast of characters – real and fictional. Among the real ones are Joseph
Kennedy and his mistress actress Gloria Swanson, tire magnate Harvey
Firestone and a silent cameo from President (Silent Cal) Calvin Coolidge.
This is the South Florida of the bust of the frenetic real estate boom of
the mid-1920s, which came to a grinding halt with the devastating hurricane
of 1926. It’s the Miami of “Cocoanuts,” (1929) the first Marx Brothers film
comedy, only with real murder and mayhem. Miami and environs are a contrast
in wealth and poverty, with a nearly completed skyscraper Dade County
Courthouse (“the tallest building south of Baltimore”) and subdivisions of
underwater lots like the Sweetwater development on the Tamiami Trail where
Frank Hearn and his partner Parker Anderson Jr. are peddling lots to
gullible northerners.
Frank Hearn is a former bootlegger with a sixth-grade education, but the
ruggedly handsome New Jersey native is bent on making his fortune in Florida
real estate after only a few months in town. Frank and Anderson, the son of
a former mayor of Miami, have a beautiful blonde secretary, Nina Randolph,
who’s not what she appears to be.
Then again, few of the characters in this rollicking page-turner of a caper
novel are. That’s what makes it a perfect take-it-to-the-beach read. This is
the Florida of the grandparents of the characters of Carl Hiaasen, Dave
Barry, Edna Buchanan and Elmore Leonard, among the many novelists who’ve
mined the exotic South Florida scene.
The wheels come off Frank Hearn’s flivver (there’s a lot of Jazz Age lingo
in this book) when he and Anderson go to a jai alai fronton to make some
money off a fixed match. Thus begins a world of woe for both men – and their
friends and families. Frank wants to make some quick money to pay off a debt
to Irene’s father. Irene is on her way back from Europe to introduce Frank
to her wealthy parents. One minute Hearn’s in jail, the next he’s escaping
with a bunch of crazoids to a town in the Everglades.
From what I could tell – with one exception – Irby has done his historical
research with pinpoint precision and the details are on the money. The
exception: Nina Randolph, on the lam with extorted money, uses nylon
stockings to tie up a woman who’s following her. Nylons went on sale for the
first time May 15, 1940, more than 12 years after the events of “The Up and
Up.” Nina would have really used cotton hose (I’m sure she wouldn’t have
wasted expensive silk stockings) for the task.
One of the few good guys on the law enforcement side in Irby’s caper novel
is an earnest federal agent from Tampa, Horace Dyer, assigned to Miami to
investigate real estate fraud involving Hearn and Anderson. Dyer is eager to
prove himself so he can get a job working for the young J. Edgar Hoover.
When he meets the raven-tressed Irene, sparks fly on both sides. By the way,
Irby refers to the Bureau of Investigation headed by Hoover as the “Federal”
Bureau of Investigation. The “Federal” part wasn’t added until 1935.
Quibbles aside, this a book every crime caper fan – think Donald E.
Westlake’s John Dortmunder novels or perhaps the best of the best, Ross
Thomas (“The Seersucker Whipsaw,” “The Fools in Town Are On Our Side”) –
will enjoy. It’s the cat’s meow, the bee’s knees. I was even casting the
characters for a movie version – a sure sign I liked Irby’s second novel.
Now, let’s see… Vince Vaughn would make a good Frank Hearn…no…maybe someone
a little more like Vincent D’Onofrio of “Law & Order SVU.” Enough, already!
Publisher’s web site: www.doubleday.com.